Re: [CH] sort of off topic- cats and plants
ChefChile@aol.com
Fri, 30 Jan 1998 12:11:45 EST
In a message dated 98-01-30 00:35:32 EST, oldbear@arctos.com writes:
<< We have a pair of new kittens who seem to have decided that the
the potted house plants are good for eating, digging, and batting
about
<<major snippage action>>
The alternative, of course, is the use of land mines.
Cheers,
The Old Bear
>>
My vote goes to the use of land mines. Although don't rule out the use of
other conventional weapons such as claymores, C-4, and hand grenades. Maybe
this situation calls for the use of nuclear weapons, perhaps even a full out
launch of Dave's Insanity Sauce.
Nah then the cats would really taste like burned cats.
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The preceding statements are in no way to be construed as anti-feline in
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