In a message dated 98-02-05 20:39:29 EST, knlmbrt@ibm.net writes: << y work (that which pays for the garden) is in radiation safety. I am often called to give presentations for which a few good jokes help maintain interest. Hot pepper jokes easily segue into discussions about radiation, since we use the word hot to refer to relatively large sources of radiation. So the challenge is on. To be useable, the jokes must be appropriate for a mixed audience. Thank you in advance. >> Some of the concoctions we partake of could come under your jurisdiction if the government ever finds out about us. Yours Truly in Supreme Heat ChefChile@aol.com aka "John" TCS Mystic Fire Priest Monk of the SOB Executive Chef Ring O' Fire C=:-) Humble Servant to the Great Hab