Re: [CH] A chile-head in love
MachineGun (rael64@earthlink.net)
Tue, 17 Feb 1998 22:14:58 -0600
Twas Writ:
<snippity-doo-da...>
>Picking one
>from the plate, she looked me in the eye and said, "Really?" Popping it
in her
>mouth, she chewed it so deliberately and slowly, it made *me* wince.
>
>"It's not so bad. See, I'm not even sweating."
>
>I was.
<...fade in...1983 (A Merman I Should Turn To Be...) hammering from the
Bose....Rael huddles in the corner of the shower whilst steaming water
gushes from above, melding with the tears of joy and sorrow flooding from
Monk Rael's eyes...suddenly, he reaches for a glass containing what looks
to be once-dried, now rehydrated in hot shower water, apple smoked habs and
puts it to his quivering lips...the dark, devilish looking liquid and slimy
chunks of chile slither into his mouth, and even Jimi takes a break for a
second as a cry is heard 'round the apartment complex...>
EL GRANDE!!!...I HAVE FAITH!!!...I BELIEVE!!!...HAVE I NOT PROVED THIS
TOOOO..HOOOEEEE THESE MOTHERS ARE WIIIICKED...[cough, cough]..TO YOU? HOW
MUCH LONGER...[cough..cough..OH MY GAWDDD..gag...buuuurp...cough]...JESUS,
A STEM IN MY FRIGGIN' THROAAAAT...JUST NOT RIGHT...NOT
FAIR...XEEEENNNNNAAAA....
<...Still Raining, Still Dreaming continues flowing from the Bose...Rael,
after thrashing about in the tub while trying to perform the heimlich
manuver upon himself, ripping down the shower curtain rod in the process
[which is now jammed in the commode], and almost backing up into the spigot
[..??huh?..hey!..HEY NOW!!], now lays in the tub trying to light a
cigarette while dodging the quickly cooling water that splatters about his
head...has success....shakes his head...>
Ah, I know, I know...what do I expect for allowing envy and jealousy to
invade my serene soul? A puff of smoke and a redheaded chilemaiden to
appear? [he eyes his smoldering cigarette...]. News of Xena or Nikita
looking for a long-haired redneck cook? Marlene Dietrich to be reborn just
for you? Nay, nay...'tis not to be...
...today :)
<...water turns cold, Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) is heard to begin, and
Rael must air guitar to dry off...exit, stage left...>
May the blessings of El Grande be with you and the nubile chile maiden.
But leave my email address laying about...just in case...
HA! :)
Peace, Hendrix, and Chile Luv Fo'ever.......
Rael
rael64@earthlink.net
Redneck Sous Chef
Monk of the TCS
Order of Immaculate Twister
Keeper of the Faith
and a Towel...