Re: [CH] Parenting capsicums
Jonathan T. Smillie (jsmillie@protix.com)
Thu, 02 Apr 1998 13:20:14 -0600
At 10:07 PM 3/31/98 EST, Naughyde wrote:
>I'm on a listserv for teaching psychology and a professor from New Mexico
>shared this blooper:
><<<<From a student paper:
>
>"The responsibilities involved in having a chile are so great, and I
>do not think I will ever be ready to take on that kind of situation.">>
>
Well, if they found themselves in a bad spot after having one, they
could always call the Divorce and Chile Support number George
Goslowsky found in the Alabama phone book last month...
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