Doug Irvine wrote: > BzRvueNews wrote: In a message dated 5/22/98 12:28:07 AM Eastern Daylight Time, ecutrell@darkwing.uoregon.edu writes: <snip> The person/s who manufacture such a sauce should have more pride in their work--they are obviously at best poor citizens and possible pedophiles and animal beaters or worse. <snip> Snort! Heh-heh! They should be hung at first light. <Snip> OK, but which way UP????? and could we sauce and feather them????? and should they be dressed( I mean like as in chickens)(not as in clothed or un-clothed) Dont be like that , Rael!And if they are spun while they are hung, would they do twister?? Rael??And if they were in the southern hemisphere would they spin the other way??Luke??A little levity,sorta on theme! Cheers, Doug in BC (yeah, I hadda holiday) Breb Rael is Driving as we speak{write} to a new Game of Twister, Privately been told He and only he has Xena's new Address and her Silent number. (dribble,etc)-(Envy)!! Dressing ?? Well yes one should make some effort to at least fill the cavity with a stuffing made from Jicama,week old mouldy bread and four to five bottles of Daves {read Dead singed Cat}. As for the Hanging, this should be done prior to stuffing for at least one week to allow that Gamey taste to develop. As for the spinning, ..........(flush).......scuse I just had to go to the bathroom to check out a theory <G>.. Clockwise down here in the Deeper south is the Norm. (Yeah, I need a holiday) Luke in Oz