Hello Chile Heads. Here are a couple Chile articles from the food section of today's (5/27) LA Times - by Charles Perry - retyped without permission: The Peak of Hotness Capasaicin-or rather, the seven related chemicals known as capsaiciniods- are what make chiles hot, and once the pods are picked, the chemicals are pretty stable. Dried chiles found in South American tombs thousands of years old are still peppery. However, the chile plant that produces capasaicinoids also starts destroying them at a certain point. In the May 20 Web edition of the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry, published by the American Chemical Society, two scientists at the Universidad Autonoma de Queretaro, Mexico, reported a study of the level of hot stuff in chiles at various ages of the plant. They found that there's a peak, after which the level falls rapidly, due to compounds called peroxidases, which occur naturally in the living plants. In pequin chiles, reported Elhadi M. Yahia and Margarita Conteras-Padilla, the peak is 40 days; in habaneros (which have a long way to coast, of course), it's 50. "If we can understand how capsaicinoiods break down," commented Yahia, "this could be a first step in reducing these losses for those cultures where chile peppers are of great importance." Objective Chiles Every hot sauce claims astronomical "Scoville units" referring to an old-fashioned and somewhat subjective system of evaluating chile hotness. Now the hot sauce catalog company Mo Hotta Mo Betta is taking the issue out of the speculative realm. It has submitted all its hot sauces to a laboratory for High Performance Liquid Chromatography analysis. The lab used by the San Luis Obispo-based mail order company rates Tabasco at 2,140 Scoville units, El Yucateco Habenero (green) at 8,910, Dave's Insanity Sauce at 51,000 and the infamous Mad Dog Inferno at 89,560. A dry mixture of ground peppers comes in at 180,000, which must be pretty close to the natural limit. True chile loons will just have to try Mad Dog Inferno and its like. But, for the record, the numerical ratings are accompanied in Mo Hotta Mo Betta's catalog by a "thermomoeter" scale, which doesn't bother to distinguish among levels over 5,000 units. Above that level, hotness is not so much culinary as, let's say, recreational. Dug