In an aside to the Poisionous conversation. I found the following consumer warnings you might find funny Perhaps all you creative people on the chilli list may be able to think of some for Chilli/Chili/Chillies/etc My sugestions: Warning eating Chillies may cure your ulcer or Warning eating Chillies may may you happy. Warning chillies taste hot ?? in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: * On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details inside * On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap * Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head *On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box) * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery * On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness * On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only * On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use * On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts * On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts * On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands Michael Bailes. Herbarist **************************************************************** The Fragrant Garden, Portsmouth Road, Erina. N.S.W. 2250 Australia. (OZ) International fax 61 243 651979 Phone 61 243 677322 Bookshop, nursery, media, school, garden, medical herbalist, cafe, herbal products, gift gallery, insanity. EMAIL: frgntgar@ozemail.com.au Web page at: http://www.fragrantgarden.com.au/ **************************************************************** "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - W. B. Yeats ****************************************************************