One of our esteemed colleagues suggested that we let people know where we live. Not a bad idea if you want to. I'm always surprised at how many people really like hot food. We have a easy recipie for a quick relish we make for gatherings and fun. 1/2 cup minced fresh or frozen jalapenos/( with a few habaneros if you like it really hot) 1/2 cup minced fresh onion. 2 tsps lemon juice We make this as a relish for hot dogs, hamburgers, etc. We have a Zyliss brand chopper that we wouldn't be without. Took some to a hayride on Halloween and some people were even spooning it into their chili! A couple of non-chile-heads thought it was a chip dip - much to their surprise! As is said in North Dakota - Uff Da.