[CH] The last one for this year

Celeste or Dave Anderson (chilehed1@powernet.net)
Fri, 25 Dec 1998 14:33:08 +0000 

This is the last Christmas story for this year, but thanks to Art 
Pierce, I have about 200 more to chose from next year. As some of you 
know I have a modest (about 150 varieties) hot sauce collection. This 
year my sister in law sent me a bottle of "Sonny Barger's 
Kickstartin' Habanero Hellfire Sauce". I don't think you'll be seeing 
this brand on the supermarket shelves anytime soon. For those of you 
who don't know who Sonny is, go to:

http://www.sonnybarger.com

Not long ago at the North Pole, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip.  But there were problems everywhere.  Four of his elves had
gotten sick, and the trainee elves were just not producing the toys
as  fast as the regular ones.  Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of  being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that
her mother was coming to  visit. This stressed Santa out even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth, and two had jumped  the fence and were out
who-knows-where.

      More Stress.  Then, when  he   began to load the sleigh one of
the boards cracked and a toy bag fell to the ground, scattering toys
everywhere.

   Santa was so frustrated that he went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey.

   When he got to the cupboard, he found that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.  In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the kitchen floor.   He went to get the broom but
found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

    Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the
door.  He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a  great
big Christmas tree.

The angel said:  "Where do you want me to stick this tree, Santa?"

  And  that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of
the Christmas tree.


:)    ;)    :)    ;)

Dave Anderson
Tough Love Chile Co.
http://www.tough-love.com