Good morning Wayne, You have a wonderful way with words. I was so impressed by your decorum and vocabulary that I'll be writing to you every day, just to be certain that your other mail doesn't get lonely. I was impressed by your sensitivity to the members of the ChD list. Although the list has never been intended For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, you may have changed all that. If you had a chile, I'd suggest where it might go. Since you apparently do not, and since (I hope) you will be angered by this note, you could crumble it and stick it up your nose or any other aperture of your body that your imagination may suggest or your docility permit. Garreth the ChileKnight