I'm shocked that anyone in this day and age would not know who Martha Stweart is. She was born Martha Quinn, and spent most of the early 1980s on a fly by night cable outfit called "MTV" She was covering Toto's contribution to the _Dune_ soundtrack in 1984 when she met the man of her dreams: Patrick Stewart. Stewart, known for his work in BBC shakespeare and bad fantasy movies, swept the waifish Ms. Quinn off her feet. They had a brief but intense marriage that fell apart when Patrick couldn't force Paramount to hire Martha in the role of Wesley Crusher in his television series "star trek: the next generation" Martha kept her married name, in the tradition of Tina Turner, and is currently hosts a show on trenton cable access called "cookin to the 80s", which is how she came to the attention of this list. Shamus machismo@u.washington.edu And you You can be mean And I I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers And that is a fact Yes we're lovers And that is that David Bowie