[CH] Rael, I accept!

Jalust@aol.com
Mon, 6 Jul 1998 20:47:43 EDT

My strange, little snookers, my lovin sousperman, my darlin Rael,

You have made me a Priestess, Rael, do you not remember?  Aaaahhh, happy was I
to reach that level of CHness.

But, now, ooooohhhh, so suddenly!!  It has taken me this long to answer your
near proposal for I could not catch my breath.  No!  I was like a habanero on
a hot tin roof (hmmm.  should write a play bout that).  

Darlin', masochistic one, imagine how  much pain we could cause each other in
our special marriage!  Trust me, LIVING WITH ME WOULD CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN!!
Now, honey chile master, imagine us engaged in Twister with your very favorite
salsa smeared heavily upon us.  I must catch my breath, hot as I hab eber
been, am I!

Oh, my!  Just SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING TO  ME AT ONCE, MASTER!

I love chiles, Rael.  Love em, I do!  

I do?  YES, YES, YES!!!!!!  Forget that you merely got close to a proposal, my
salad.  Forget that I am a tad older than  your very wonderful self.  Forget
those few extra pounds!  I WILL PREVAIL in mortal combat!   I will make XENA
look like Shirley Booth as Hazel!!!  In victory, I will swallow a jar of my
SPECIAL SALSA, the jar with 25% more added, just to complete the torment and
top it all off with a lighted sparkler under each arm!!!!

Write soon, my love.  Your little GODZILLA awaits you!  As you are attracted
to Xena, so am I attracted to the ORIGINAL GODZILLA!!!  But, your Chileness, I
love YOU MORE!!!

Write soon, BUT SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING NOW!  Size 8-10 will do, depending on
how much you spend, my love.

I cannot catch my breath again.  I need to rub my flesh with a variety of
chiles.  Burn, Burn me.  MMMMMMMMMMM

Your bride-to-be, you sweet pepper,

Judy
Jalust@aol.com