[CH] Rael, I accept!
Jalust@aol.com
Mon, 6 Jul 1998 20:47:43 EDT
My strange, little snookers, my lovin sousperman, my darlin Rael,
You have made me a Priestess, Rael, do you not remember? Aaaahhh, happy was I
to reach that level of CHness.
But, now, ooooohhhh, so suddenly!! It has taken me this long to answer your
near proposal for I could not catch my breath. No! I was like a habanero on
a hot tin roof (hmmm. should write a play bout that).
Darlin', masochistic one, imagine how much pain we could cause each other in
our special marriage! Trust me, LIVING WITH ME WOULD CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN!!
Now, honey chile master, imagine us engaged in Twister with your very favorite
salsa smeared heavily upon us. I must catch my breath, hot as I hab eber
been, am I!
Oh, my! Just SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING TO ME AT ONCE, MASTER!
I love chiles, Rael. Love em, I do!
I do? YES, YES, YES!!!!!! Forget that you merely got close to a proposal, my
salad. Forget that I am a tad older than your very wonderful self. Forget
those few extra pounds! I WILL PREVAIL in mortal combat! I will make XENA
look like Shirley Booth as Hazel!!! In victory, I will swallow a jar of my
SPECIAL SALSA, the jar with 25% more added, just to complete the torment and
top it all off with a lighted sparkler under each arm!!!!
Write soon, my love. Your little GODZILLA awaits you! As you are attracted
to Xena, so am I attracted to the ORIGINAL GODZILLA!!! But, your Chileness, I
love YOU MORE!!!
Write soon, BUT SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING NOW! Size 8-10 will do, depending on
how much you spend, my love.
I cannot catch my breath again. I need to rub my flesh with a variety of
chiles. Burn, Burn me. MMMMMMMMMMM
Your bride-to-be, you sweet pepper,
Judy
Jalust@aol.com