I was reading a hot sauce bottle in the grocery store today and suddenly realized that -how to put this?- the description was so graphic and delirious that I got that old feeling, and I don't mean my age. I felt that if a description of a hot sauce could do THAT, that I should have it. But I didn't. And I will. Next week. Some of the bottles have such great descriptions on them. I finally stood in the aisle just reading bottles and laughing a little. I probably looked weird, but I don't care. What are some of y'all's favorite bottle descriptions? I'm trying to keep this on topic! Judy, rubbing salsa over the back of her leg and using homemade tortillas as edible towels. Judy Jalust@aol.com