JBF- Now THAT is truly a knuckle-drag recipe. Makes me want to sit in a cave and thump my chest for a couple of days while the pit works a magical transformation on the prehistoric buffet. I think I gained 15 pounds and grew 4" of hair on my shoulders just reading it. Thinking of raiding the zoo and substituting, back hoe is on will-call. I'll save some ribs for you. Calvin John Benz Fentner, Jr. wrote: > DrBobJ2@aol.com wrote: > (SNIP) > they taught their > offspring and others "This is how to cook a mastadon" > > I guess this means that us CHs will live longer and produce more offspring. > > Who's got a good recipie for spiced up mastadon? > (SNIP) > Spiced Mastodon Surprise > > Mastodon (Mammuthus Primigenius preferred) (1) > Camelopardus (1) > Pteranodon (1) > Archeoptyrix (6) > Passenger Pigeon (6) > Squid (Giant) (1) > Garlic (1 ton) > Oregano (1 acre) > Black pepper (Ground, 55 Gal Drum) > Ground Chiles (1 pickup truck minimum) > Red wine (1 vat) > Habanero Peppers (6) > Pearl Onions (6) > Bay Leaf (1) > Red potatoes (1 dumpster) > Salt to taste > > Remove meats from permafrost and thaw at room temperature for two weeks. Remove > internal organs, fur, tusks, claws, beaks, feathers, half digested Neadethals > etc. (Reserve for stock). Rub with ground chiles, garlic and black pepper and > marinate in wine for 72 hours (swimming pool is best but all chlorine shoud be > removed). Add Bay Leaf for last hour. > > With a clean backhoe, dig a barbecue pit approximately 10' X 15' and 10' deep. > Line with seasoned apple wood (5'), ignite and reduce to bed of coals (2'). Cover > with 2' of seaweed or ferns. > > Rub body cavity of each Pigeon with ground chiles and black pepper and insert 1 > habanero pepper and 1 onion in each Pigeon. Repeat rub with each Archeoptyrix and > insert Pigeon in cavity of each. Stuff Pteranodon with prepared fowls. Stuff > Cameloardus with Pteranodon. Stuff Mastodon with Camelopardus (optional: 1 snow > shovel full of Calvin's Powder may be added at this point). > > Place prepared Mastodon, potatoes and Giant Squid in barbecue pit and cover with > 2' of seaweed or ferns. Cover with 2' of sand and bake for 2 days (for medium > rare). > > Serve with green salad, a nice Merlot and freshly baked bread. > > Serves one small nation (North of 40 degrees latitude), one small city (South of > 40 degrees latitude) or six ChileHeads (Boston). Recipe not available in Southern > Hemisphere (but see Chapter 6 for Kangaroo Fondue). > > JB > Thanks to the sites of the Paleo Ring (http://www.pitt.edu/~mattf/PaleoRing.html) > for their assistance with this recipe. > -- > ********************************* > John Benz Fentner, Jr. > Unionville, Connecticut, USA > http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/ > "Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis" > *********************************