Rael, You know where I am, Rael. Anywho (where'd that come from???), as an expert in using chiles as neck rubs, etc., I believe the pepper sprays might do an adequate job. Be careful to merely mist back or neck. Let someone else do it so you don't end up with chile spray running down your back and possibly injuring other, more sensitive areas. (Explain THAT to the ER team!) Be very careful using it on neck, where it is surely gonna mist them there eyes, nose and face. Maybe spray it on a soft cloth and then rub on neck area. Above all else, especially you men out there, WASH YER HANDS AFTER USING! Think of the horror(hehe) stories(hehehe) that have been on the list (hehehehe) by male chile handlers (hehehehehe) who have NOT WASHED HANDS before going off to do something, er, else (HAHAHAHAHA). It is NOT A LAUGHING matter, is it? (ROFL) Be careful, men. Stop smiling, girls. (:D) I should try that stuff myself, but I love the feel of a chile on my neck, cool and sweet, then, in a flash, searing and burning, ready to loosten up those muscles and blister the skin. Mmmm, if you're not squeamish, you can then use the remains in a nice salad. Oh, Rael, I am sending you more information by PRIVATE mail. . . Judy Jalust@aol.com