"All kids of nasty plots ran through our heads. After canning one day, I laid a trail of smelly leftover tomato bits from the food mill and some rotten tomatoes, from the edge of the garden to her yard. I put some mown grass over the tomato. Since she was always barefoot, I knew she would get a good stinky foot. Our neighbors reported much screaming and cursing next time she made a daytime garden raid." Perfect!!! I think this calls for a 'Defender of the Chiles Award'