Doug Irvine wrote: > > "John Benz Fentner, Jr." wrote: > > JB > > Crossed a hab with a reindeer and got one to guide the > > sleigh tonite. > > -- > > *********************** > OH....Randolph, the RUDE nosed reindeer > Has a hot and spicy nose. > All of the others knew him > Cause of the way it glows. > > Then one cold and slippery night, > The wind was like a gale > Poor Randolph lost his footing > And his nose hit the next guys tail! > > The next reindeer was Rudolph, > Who now had a Ring of Fire! > And Randolph, whose nose was truly stuck > Had arroused old Rudolph's ire! > > So Rudolph took off like a rocket > His rump was emitting flame > But Randolph the Rude Nosed Reindeer, > Was never quite the same.... > End of saga....Thank goodness, says JB > > Couldnt help myself....Doug in BC As Cardinal Richelieu never said: "One must be careful what one writes...and who one sends it to." JB Dept of Reindeer Games -- ********************************* John Benz Fentner, Jr. Unionville, Connecticut, USA http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/ "Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis" *********************************