On Saturday I was the estatic, blubbering happy - really! I cried! - recipient of a 1 gal Zip-Lock baggie stuffed to the gills with HICKORY smoked chipotles. Oh... soft rubbery perfectly smoked things - the smell drove me nutz! I was into them in a heartbeat, eating them right outta the bag. Then got a wild hair to make chili... I used 4-6 when I boiled the beans. Then three in some butter to impart the flavor/heat into the butter, and then fried bacon in that. Had to nibble those sauted chipotles ,don'tchaknow? Tossed about 4 into the chorizo when I cooked that... Ate more than one or two o'those chipotles... When all ingredients of chili were finally melded together on Sunday to simmer, tossed in about four more of these WONDERFUL chipotles... Set up a tray o'chipotle in my dehydrator... Then looked at my coffee - strong, black and sweet... Then looked at the chipotles, then the coffee... Then... Grabbed a nice little pepper all dark and smokey, and dunked that sucker in the coffee! Oh, Jesus! Was THAT ever good!! Then learned was much better if you put the chipotle in the bottom of the coffee mug, added the sugar, and *then* poured in the coffee!!! Feasted on my wonderful chili during the day... My gods, but the chili was wonderful, and not really hot - just right - but OH!!! SSSSSoooooo good! Had some popcorn that evening smothered in chipotle infused butter... Nibbled the chipotles between mouthfuls o'popcorn... And that night, Sunday, broke out in the WORST case of hives I've EVER had (only my second time!)!!! Scratched my chest bloody in my sleep from the itching. Monday I felt a bit better and eased the horrible rash on my chest with some new olive oil/honey soap I'd gotten Friday. Tuesday, I was in worse pain from the welts and had spent the greater portion of the night before again scratching. Wednesday morning I again tried to ease the pain from the scratching and swelling with warm water and my new olive oil/honey soap. But by 10:00 a.m. at work, I could hardly keep the tears back I was in such pain. Went to the doctor in terror. I just KNEW it was the chipotles! You can't eat as many as I did and NOT suffer dire consequences - particularly when you're not used to eating that many. Found out... I've "contact dermititus." Nope, Dear 'Heads! Wasn't the chipotles - tho I'd consumed more than I ever had in my entire life! - but that damn olive oil/honey soap I paid almost $4.00 for!!! Oh, well. So I'm out $4.00. I've still TONS o'chipotles left, tho my supply is RAPIDLY diminishing! :) Had me some o'that delish popcorn tonite with butter I'd simmered 6 chipotles in. Ah... Life doesn't get any better than this! Oh! I never knew ripe jalapenos have a sweet flavor! I love it! Yes. Life izz great! I love eating smoked chipotles! They're like fruit roll-ups, but a gazillion times better! :) green - Still a wimp, but less o'one! P.S. I LOVE lima beans!