Subject: Three legionnaires Three legionnaires were walking through the desert under a baking sun. Their water and food were gone, and things began to look grim. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went. Visions of swimming pools attended by dusky maidens, stalls full of ice-cream, sorbets, freshly-whipped slurpees of every conceivable flavor. But the legionnaires did not crack, they kept marching solidly on. But at last, one of them stopped. "Psssst" said he. His companions halted, and strained their eyes to where the first legionnaire was pointing. "Le voila", said he, "Regardez, mes amis, is that not a bacon tree on the horizon?" "Oui, Oui" they agreed, and got out their binoculars.And Look! The bacon is covered with Chile Peppers!!!! And sure enough; there it stood, proud and defiant in the middle of the desert, a true bacon and Chile Pepper tree! They turned their march toward the mysterious object so far off, drawn forward by their hunger. Suddenly, one of the legionnaires broke into a run. No sooner did he start than a shot rang out, dropping him in his tracks. The other two legionnaires rushed forward and gave first aid to their wounded companion. As they bandaged his arm, they could hear his faint voice. "That was no bacon tree" he gasped, "that was a ham bush." Talk to you later...