Epidemiologist and independent researcher, Rando Ransom from Tucker, Georgia has announced the shocking results of his latest study to Yucky Stuff, International. Y.S.I. is an International Human Rights Committee devoted to the individual's right not to eat stuff that is yucky. Ransom's dedication to Y.S.I springs from a childhood trauma, when he was forced to eat scrambled eggs, knowing that they were "yucky and came from chicken butts". Ransom says, "The finding of the studies were incredible. The answer was so simple that other studies have overlooked the true cause of mental decline by searching in areas such as aluminum cans or pesticides in soy beans". Ransom's methodology was taking hundreds of thousands of mental decline cases and feeding all aspects of their lives into a giant Cuneo computer program, including diet, geographical location, lifestyles and other things only scientists understand. Two common things that were found will shock the world! Every single patient studied acquired oxygen by breathing and had eaten yucky stuff at one time or another! This is proof beyong any scrutiny that breathing and yucky stuff causes mental decline in the elderly. Other cross studies were done and independent researchers were able to duplicate the findings. Eating pesticide infused Tofu was specifically a major contributor, proving once again that eating "yucky stuff" causes all sorts of problems. Ransom states, "Until we can find another way to acquire oxygen other than breathing we are destined to mental decline - eating yucky stuff can be easily controlled". On a similar note, after two straight days of eating hot foods and drinking wine at the Thomas Family Winery, Ransom himself is showing signs of mental decline. "I'm not sure if it is a state temporarily induced by the peppers and sampling every bottle in the house, or if it is due to too much breathing, or the childhood eating of scrambled eggs". Another study could be in order. Rockin' "still near Madison" Ransom ===== Rockin' Randy's Homepage: http://members.tripod.com/~rocknrandy/index.html El Grande's Shrine: http://members.tripod.com/~rocknrandy/chilehead.html __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com