Re: [CH] Re: a spam haiku

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Alex Silbajoris wrote:
> 
> Cubed and fried, with mac
> and cheese with smoked hab powder:
> a cheap lunch with tears
 
> Got teenagers in the household these days, and there's a lot of mac and
> cheese kicking around.  I love to load the smoked hab powder into it.
 
> (actually, my favorite spam haiku is:)
 
> The SPAM is alone.
> What consort for my pork prince?
> Ahh!  The Velveeta!
 
> Wish I knew who wrote that.

The ceiling fan turns
The loaf sweats ominously
Time is running out

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Ate three cans of SPAM
Still room for JELL-O
I love this country

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(this one is not strictly haiku)

SPAM in a can
Dreaming in darkness
Can opens
Lights, action, Bodle

Jim Bodle, Chilehead from Clockville, NY
 
ENJOY!!!
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UNCLE DIRTY DAVE'S KITCHEN --
Home of Yaaaaa Hooooo Aaahhh!!! HOT SAUCE and Hardin Cider

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