Re: [CH] Knuckledraggers
Machinegun (raelsixty4@earthlink.net)
Wed, 19 Apr 2000 08:06:20 -0600
Twas Writ:
>.....And wonders will never cease! Where is Rael, this is just the
>right item for his nubile stories! I must admit, in my
indeed, indeed, such a device *is* what one could use to help those
stubborn chile plants along their way in terms of
pollination...toothbrushes are just too, um, too impersonal..yes...quite a
multipurpose gift idea as well, imo...never know when one needs a bright
moment in his/her day :)
did i mention i have two? (goto:
<http://www.eroticshopping.com/toys/1985.html> )...hmmm...two coffee
grinders: one for the beans, one for the chiles/spices...two dehydrators:
one for the fruits and veggies, one for the chiles...two chile vibes: one
for the chiles, one for, well, uh...play time...did i say pray?
let us pray:
"O Master of Capsicum, blessed be Thy Name...we beg you grant us devoted
souls a long and copious season of Chile so as we may consume vast amounts
of said Chile in Your Name...indeed, El Grande-da-vida, we will cook with
Chile, we will smoke Chile, we will ingest Chile, we will rub salsa from
neck to toe, engage in games of Twister [TM!], and scream out your name in
vein, uh, glory (yeah)...guide us on our jouneys, O' Capsiacin Breath, and
lead us to Enlightenment. In your name, DAMN DAT BE HOT!"
ahem...
couple o' things:
1> methinks every year or so someone decides it would be nice to have all
posts neat and orderly so sorting becomes essentially effortless...well, i
really don't mean to be mean (honestly), but life ain't neat and orderly
and whatnot...and personally, if it was, i think i'd start drinking again.
slow down and smell the chiles, mon...takes but a sec to delete me, as i'm
sure you have by now <g>...
2> Linda...you ain't got rid o' that husband yet? well, just lemme know
when you wanna come over to the Rael Side, my nubile chile
maiden...hehehe...<insert darth v. breathing here...hhhhhhuuuuuuHHHHuuuuu>
3> Brother Scott P: you be one sick chilehead...Spamorama Jerky...think Mr.
Satan is cleaning out you a spot near his throne, bro...put yer asbestos
undies on, mon...
[actually, you should contact the SpamBoyz and let 'em know....you could
win some hard cold cash for that recipe...feel free to pass any one my way
(cash...not the Sperky...yuck...actually, you could call it Sparky...no,
wait..i had a dog named sparky one time i did, uh huh...) ]
4> uh, there ain't no <4>...wait..."chile, o' chile, where 4 art
thou?"...there, now there be a <4>...
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...move over Shakespeare, here i come, mon..."64
Rael64
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