Being on a diet is a total bummer. So this is about as good as I can do. Made this last night while thinking about super-burritos (al pastor) Hurley's Super-Burrito Salad Dressing 1 Tablespoon Country-style Dijon ( I use the Grey Poopy brand) 1 Tablespoon Olive Oil (the heavier the better (extra virgin)) 1 Teaspoon Bar style horseradish sauce (Beaver is my favorite 8^D 1 dash of A1 sauce 1/2 Teaspoon to taste of your favorite hot condiment. I used hot chipotle garlic sauce (I think it was called) a pinch of Garlic a little pepper Mix all this stuff together, put on salad, and then go out and have a super-burrito. Hurley(tm) I've lost 40 pounds, ask me HOW, and I'll punch you. Only 1233343521212334.4 pounds to go. Disclaimer: Hurley(tm) fun for the entire family. Do not feed Hurley(tm), do not get Hurley(tm) wet, and do not take Hurley(tm) near radio active sources. Hurley(tm) will not pass metal detectors, and is considered an armament in 32 states.