Re: [CH] Re: Theme song...
Bob Batson (rcb@kc.rr.com)
Sat, 29 Jul 2000 11:38:16 -0500
At 11:28 AM -0700 7/28/00, Ed Johnson <ejohnso1@maine.rr.com> wrote:
>I kinda like "our" version of "Ring of Fire".
>
>Does anybody remember the hole -Uh er, whole thing? It is to the
>tune of the Johnny Cash song of the same name. Starts out:
Ring Of Fire
~~~~~~~~~
Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"
Dinner last night
Was quite a treat
Tried to see how much hot stuff
That we could eat
Next morning though
My innards grumbled
So off to the bathroom
I quickly fumbled
I sat down on a burnin' ring of fire
I tried to flush it down
But the flames they got higher
And it burns, burns, burns
That ring of fire
That ring of fire
Now you would have thought
By now I'd have learned
That a firey mouth
Ain't all that burns
My thighs are marked
By a painful grip
A whimpering cry
Sighs 'cross my lip
I sat down on a burnin' ring of fire
I tried to flush it down
But the flames they got higher
And it burns, burns, burns
That ring of fire
That ring of fire
I always tell myself
Lord! Never Again!
But I know it's not if
But more likely when
Those chiles entice
I can't say no
Whip out my Chile-head card
Psssst! Here we go!
I'll sit down on a burnin' ring of fire
I will try to flush it down
But the flames they'll get higher
And it'll burn, burn, burn
That ring of fire
That ring of fire!
--
Bob Batson L 39 12 14 N 94 33 16 W
rcb@kc.rr.com Kansas City
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