On 27 Jul 2000, Ed Johnson wrote: >I kinda like "our" version of "Ring of Fire". > >Does anybody remember the hole -Uh er, whole thing? Here 'tis. Definitely a contender for the C-H theme song. Date: Fri, 23 Aug 1996 08:07:16 -0400 (EDT) From: =Mark Stevens <mstevens@exit109.com> Subject: Re: Theme song (was Re: chili.zip) Ring Of Fire ~~~~~~~~~ Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" Dinner last night Was quite a treat Tried to see how much hot stuff That we could eat Next morning though My innards grumbled So off to the bathroom I quickly fumbled I sat down on a burnin' ring of fire I tried to flush it down But the flames they got higher And it burns, burns, burns That ring of fire That ring of fire Now you would have thought By now I'd have learned That a firey mouth Ain't all that burns My thighs are marked By a painful grip A whimpering cry Sighs 'cross my lip I sat down on a burnin' ring of fire I tried to flush it down But the flames they got higher And it burns, burns, burns That ring of fire That ring of fire I always tell myself Lord! Never Again! But I know it's not if But more likely when Those chiles entice I can't say no Whip out my Chile-head card Psssst! Here we go! I'll sit down on a burnin' ring of fire I will try to flush it down But the flames they'll get higher And it'll burn, burn, burn That ring of fire That ring of fire! = Mark Dyslexic \ Agnostic \ Insomniac... Lying awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog. @ http://www.exit109.com/~mstevens -- Mike (C-H #36, hab seed intact) Carpe Capsicum! (My words, not NASA's)