OK. By popular request I'll give the recipe for Doug's Evil Cookies. These first appeared at Chip Welsh's Hotluck in Red Lion, PA this year. On her first sampling of one of Doug's cookies, Tammy Porter (normally a quiet CH) loudly exclaimed: "Doug! What you have done to these (innocent) chocolate chip cookies is evil, Evil, just simply EVIL!." The name promptly stuck. By popular request they were remade for Karen's TV hotluck in Warren, NJ. Photos on my website However, read my cautionary story below. 1) Start with you favorite chocolate chip / Toll-House cookie recipe. Enough for 48 medium size cookies. 2) In the dry powder mix, add three heaping teaspoons of *smoked* habanero powder. (Doug and I use Jim Campbell's' applewood-smoked, Red Savina powder. Jim Weaver's smoked chocolate habanero powder is, well, fairly smokin' also.) Be sure to *blend thoroughly* with the dry mix. 3) 20 drops of PurCap. Do not attempt to add to the dry powder or batter. PurCap is oil based. Add to the shortening. We use real butter. Had to melt it, then thoroughly mix the PurCap, then let the butter semi re-solidify before using. WARNINGS 1) When baking, use plenty of ventilation -- any normal members of your family would probably not appreciate gauging and eyes tearing. 2) Also best to secure the baking pan used away from the normal kitchen area. Doug thought he had sufficiently cleaned the cookie pan, but hadn't. Sandy, intending to make normal cookies for the rest of the family obtained cookies that - well - weren't normal. Doug caught hell from Sandy and all three boys. 3) These have a delayed heat, 5 to 10 seconds. A fast cookie muncher could get his/her self into big trouble before realizing it. ADDITIONAL For the extremists amongst us, I offer two more suggestions. 1) Add a dollop of rich vanilla ice cream on top of a Evil Cookie, then darken the top of the ice cream with some more hab powder. Sort of like taking the poison and the antidote at the same time. 2) OK, I know that there are a few really extreme out there -- you know who you are. When baking, after the dough flattens, but before it is done baking, generously sprinkle some Blair's Death Rain on top of selected cookies. (Remember which.) WARNING! remove from oven during sprinkling, lest the oven's convection currents put the powder in your face and eyes. NOTE that the powder will tend to form clumps on top, producing interesting hot spots -- even for the experienced CH. TRUE STORY These are definitely not intended for "ordinary" people. A non-CH, not having an appreciation of extreme heat, may not "believe" or understand the sign. This happened at my workplace. My co-workers know that I am a CH. (They've asked about this brown powder I sprinkle on my chicken salad and the drops I carefully put in my soup.) Before setting out the Evil Cookies, I sent out cautionary email, put out a sign with "Evil Cookies", "Danger - Beware", "Chilehead level extreme heat", with skull and crossbones (normally reserved for poison), and set out another sign: "For Emergency: Milk is in frig". -- fairly safe and responsible, Yes? --> NOT! One poor fellow, didn't read the email, saw the sign - but had no concept that anything could be that hot, especially so innocent looking as a chocolate chip cookie, and, unfortunately, was also lactose intolerant (couldn't drink milk.) - he was in PAIN for 15-20 min. Fortunately, he didn't complain to his (and my) boss. On the other hand, one young woman, picked a whole cookie, munched into it, said: my, these are really spicy. Can I have another? Somewhat astonished, I explained CHs to her. She didn't know about CHs or that she was one! Thought she was just peculiar. Andy