Well, here's some hot news for those of the moderate persuasion, whether they admit it or not ;^) I found a sauce, Holy City Heat, that's just the ticket for us. Made with Charleston Hot Peppers (whatever they are) mixed with vinegar, onions, pineapple juice concentrate, sweet potatoes, wager, sugar, garlic, sesame oil, salt, spices and the ever present natural vegetable gum, this stuff is tasty. It does not make your eyes cross, cause the inside of your mouth to peel away, result in loss of breath or thought processes and is good on anything from eggs to burgers. It's not sour because in spite of the vinegar the other sweet things take away the sourness. Perhaps all other less heat tolerant folk already know about this brew but it's new to me and can be found at some of the most popular websites. I bought it in a mall shop and, of course, paid more for it than I will when I reorder online. SandyO CH #1146, of the moderate persuasion with sauce on my face