[CH] K-D OT: decisions, decisions
Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Mon, 13 Aug 2001 16:09:19
>From: "Parkhurst, Scott Contractor" <PARKHURS@LEAVENWORTH.ARMY.MIL>
>I have no
>intention of ordering from them due to their marketing tactics,
>but how should I respond, if at all?
I never know what I might find
on any day I go online.
I used to get in quite a huff
while wading through unwanted stuff.
But then I changed the man I am
the day I answered all my spam.
Now every time I check my box,
I load up on fantastic stocks.
I'll gladly say I felt no loss
when, with a smile, I fired my boss.
With just one click, the best thing yet,
I freed myself of all my debt.
I have, by paying a few small fees,
ten university degrees.
Now that I'm losing all this weight,
I'm sure, someday, I'll get a date.
Instead of going to see some show,
I spy on everyone I know.
(That's easy, since I have in hand
this nifty wireless video cam.)
I spend my evenings viewing screens
of barely legal horny teens.
And with a little credit charge
Whoopee! My penis was enlarged!
Meanwhile these shots of Brittney Spears
should be enough to last for years.
And so I lead this online life,
my monitor is now my wife.
It has become my greatest dream
to launch my own get-rich-quick scheme.
And if you think you might get missed,
relax, you're on my e-mail list.
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