Re: [CH] Newsgroup Confusion

Inagaddadavida, Baby (raelsixfour@home.com)
Tue, 21 Aug 2001 02:26:27 -0600

At 3:00 PM +1000 8/21/01, John Lawrence wrote:
>I subscribe to a number of Newsgroups including a bicycle group & was just
>browsing the headers in Outlook.
>
>One of the headers reads "Windproof Pants", and I automatically assumed it
>was a Chileheads posting. Does this indicate a warped mind or do other
>chile-heads find it as funny as I did?

assbestos bottomed, i'm sure <g>...

>On the subject of warped minds, we have a Footy Show (Rugby League) on TV in
>Oz. They have a panel of six ex-spurts (drips under pressure).  Last week an
>audience member donated a plate of Habs and invited the panel to eat them.
>Being ex-footballers & very brave (read stupid), they had to prove their
>manhood and eat them, seeds & all. These guys probably eat at the local
>Indian restaruant and think Mild is hot.
>
>I didn't realise it was possible for men's faces to go that red, they were
>dressed in suits and not one of them had a handkerchief, their eyes were
>watering then their noses started to run, before anyone could get them
>tissues they were wiping ther noses on their sleeves, then studio staff came
>to the rescue with glasses of water, which only made it worse.  These guys
>don't realise how dumb that little game was, two of them were close to
>either asthma attacks or cardiac arrest.  Of course the audience thought it
>was great and wanted a repeat this week.
>

too damned funny...

such makes one understand why Kings and Queens always employed jesters, eh?

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Rael64