At 3:00 PM +1000 8/21/01, John Lawrence wrote: >I subscribe to a number of Newsgroups including a bicycle group & was just >browsing the headers in Outlook. > >One of the headers reads "Windproof Pants", and I automatically assumed it >was a Chileheads posting. Does this indicate a warped mind or do other >chile-heads find it as funny as I did? assbestos bottomed, i'm sure <g>... >On the subject of warped minds, we have a Footy Show (Rugby League) on TV in >Oz. They have a panel of six ex-spurts (drips under pressure). Last week an >audience member donated a plate of Habs and invited the panel to eat them. >Being ex-footballers & very brave (read stupid), they had to prove their >manhood and eat them, seeds & all. These guys probably eat at the local >Indian restaruant and think Mild is hot. > >I didn't realise it was possible for men's faces to go that red, they were >dressed in suits and not one of them had a handkerchief, their eyes were >watering then their noses started to run, before anyone could get them >tissues they were wiping ther noses on their sleeves, then studio staff came >to the rescue with glasses of water, which only made it worse. These guys >don't realise how dumb that little game was, two of them were close to >either asthma attacks or cardiac arrest. Of course the audience thought it >was great and wanted a repeat this week. > too damned funny... such makes one understand why Kings and Queens always employed jesters, eh? -- Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles....... Rael64