Alex S. writes: >Have you checked out some of the Spam haiku sites? >So much depends on >the little key on the can >and the waiting tab Not until today. And I thought you were kidding! http://www.google.com/search?q=spam+haiku&btnG=Google+Search Makes the Monty Python Spam song seem normal. Almost. Still think that Spam jerky made with some smoked Red Savina would be pretty good to a starving camper. JohnT