RE: [CH] Intro - Anyone home?
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Fri, 30 Nov 2001 00:45:14 -0700
> > [mailto:owner-chile-heads@globalgarden.com]On Behalf Of VoodooChile
> > Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 2:31 PM
<snipola>
> >
>> >Bald now, due to root-burn. :)
>>
>> that sucks, brother...i've hair down to my arse (okay, not
>> quite...sheesh, picky picky people) and am thinking of braiding
>
>You don't have to brag. My observation is chiles turned the hair on the
>top of my head clear.
OOOOH! at the open fields, i assumed it was just the Cold Male
Syndrome thing, you know, where certain parts get too cold and
essentially disappear...you know,hair and such...my hair is shorter
in the cold, yep, shrivels right up, shortens to where metric is a
necessity...all this in contrast to the Cold Woman Syndrome where
things elongate and will damn near put your eye out if you ain't
careful...hair like I've never seen before, yup...methinks the Big
One made a mistake and these physiological weather-reactive phenomena
shoulda been reversed, genderly (huh?) speaking...then again, if that
were so we'd all be living in Canada with Doug and a cold, uh,
"hearted" nubile would be a damn good thing...
christ, lost some fingers at the knuckles there as well as completely
destroyed my hair allusion...i'm so ashamed...
> > weapons of mass destruction...there'll be a quick military tribunal
>> and Monk Rael will be sitting in Kansas for the next 40 years...god,
>> they'll pipe in Jimmy Buffet and feed me sardines and make me watch
>> Barney reruns...it'll be HELL, i say, HELL, and all for my love of
>> CHILES!!!
>
>Go ahead with the braids. I don't think Mississippi rednecks fit the
>profile. ;-)
actually, the original idea was to grow it long enought where i can
weave it in with the hair on my arse just to be different, but i have
this terrible fear of doing such, sneezing, and being the first
person on earth to die from a Killer Wedgie...
ouch.
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...i feel much penence coming on..."64
Monk of the TCS
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