[CH] Rael's Sperm song adapted to Chilese

Gary Bellinger (yesgaz@itcanada.com)
Thu, 17 Jan 2002 16:44:59 -0800 

There are Vegetarians in the world, there are Salads too,
there are Jicamas and Heatless and then
there are those that follow McDonald  -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Chile Head
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Chile Heads is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Chile Head the moment dad came
...Because...
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is great,
If a chile is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is great,
If a chile is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathens drop theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each chile that can't be found.
Every chile is wanted,
every chile is good.
Every chile is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Veggie, Jicama, Heatless,
drop theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
peppers with more care.
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is great,
If a chile is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is great,
If a chile is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every chile is useful,
every chile is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans drop theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each chile that's dropped in vain.
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is good,
every chile is needed,
in your neighborhood,
Every chile is sacred,
every chile is great,
If a chile is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

----- Original Message -----
From: "VoodooChile" <rael64@qwest.net>
To: <Chile-Heads@globalgarden.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 11:57 AM
Subject: Re: [CH] Intro/new subscriber:


> >Don't feel bad Shaun, there are plenty of people who enjoy making a
nuisance
> >out of themselves. As long as you ask nicely, there will be someone from
> >Australia, US, Canada, England, Netherlands, South Africa or South
America
> >and other parts inbetween willing to part with advice. guess you haven't
met
> >Rael yet?
>
> Wot? Me?  Well, I think this song says it all...
>
> <stolen from the Monty Python site: http://www.montypython.net)
>
> There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
> there are Hindus and Mormons and then
> there are those that follow Mohammed  -but-
> I've never been one of them.
> I am a Roman Catholic
> and have been since before I was born,
> and the one thing they say about Catholics is
> they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
> You don't have to be a six-footer.
> You don't have to have a great brain.
> You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
> a Catholic the moment dad came
> ...Because...
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.
> Let the heathens spill theirs,
> on the dusty ground.
> God shall make them pay for
> each sperm that can't be found.
> Every sperm is wanted,
> every sperm is good.
> Every sperm is needed,
> in your neighborhood.
> Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
> spill theirs just anywhere
> but God loves those who treat their
> semen with more care.
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.
> Every sperm is useful,
> every sperm is fine.
> God needs everybodies,
> mine, and mine, and mine.
> Let the pagans spill theirs
> on mountain hill and plain.
> God shall strike them down for
> each sperm that's spilled in vain.
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is good,
> every sperm is needed,
> in your neighborhood,
> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.
>
> Okay, okay, maybe that song is irrelevent as can be, but it's a nice
> song now, isn't it?
>
> For those who want to exclaim "get on topic, you redneck shit!", I
> suggest they insert the word "chile" for the word "sperm", which is
> quite a nice version of the song as well...
>
> --
> Peace...
> Rael"...day 3 of school, and already avoiding the books..."64
>
> "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
> safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin
>
> "Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations--entangling
> alliances with none..."  -Thomas Jefferson: 1st Inaugural Address, 1801