>And because I simply *hate* to have to ask that/this question (to) >myself - "what do i want to eat?", I typically do this on the >weekend/Monday: > ><sniped good advice> <snipped more good advice> Don't know why my last message never showed up on the list, odd... But I'll try again. Basically, I wanted to point out to Alex that if he doesn't get to store food in the panty, perhaps he should talk to his signifigant other... Anywho, since we're talking about cooking tips, I thought I would mention a new kitchen gadget I recently purchased, that has proven quite helpful in the easy/quick cooking that's quite tasty realm. It's a stovetop smoker. Mine is made by Camerons, and it was less than $35. They're apparantly hard to find, 'cause the manufacturers of them don't make many, and I was basically lucky and had good timing when I got mine. There is another manufacturer, too, 'cause I saw Emeril use one to make sausage the other night, and it was by a different manufacturer, but essentially the same thing. But I think you could cobble one together with more commonplace pieces and some aluminum foil. It's basically a stainless steel roasting pan with a tight-fitting slide-on lid. You put sawdust on the bottom of the roasting pan, then it has a stainless drip tray you put on top of it (so the sawdust goes between the grooves in the pan). I cover the drip tray with aluminum foil for easier cleanup. On top of the drip pan goes a little nonstick rack. On top of the rack goes whatever you want to smoke. You put the whole thing on top of a burner on the stove (or in a campfire or on a grill, but in that case you have natural smoke anyway, so why would you use this thing?), over medium heat, with the lid cracked open an inch or so. When a slight wisp of smoke comes out the lid opening, you close it, and go do whatever you want. You could easily substitute a normal rectangular roasting pan, a shallow cake pan or cut-up cookie sheet, and a cooling rack, using aluminum foil as a lid, and get good results, I think. Obviously, it's a hot smoker, not a cold smoker, so you're not going to be doing bacon and cured meats in it. But, what's quite nifty is it's very convenient for smaller cuts of meat. I have a normal "bullet"-shaped smoker, which is great for things like turkeys and brisket and ribs and the like, but way too much time and hassle is involved for, say, pork chops or chicken breasts. Anything under 4 pounds isn't worth it. But, with the stovetop smoker, I can easlily throw on some of those smaller cuts, get it going, then leave it for 1-2 hours, and whala, nifty smoked food. I got it sunday before last, and on that day I got a pork loin (about 3 pounds) and made pulled pork. Then, I made smoked pork chops. Then smoked chicken breasts. Twice. Then last night I made pork chops again. I'm gonna throw a recipe in here, too. One thing it makes practical is smoking slices of potato. It seems rather odd, I guess, but so am I. I've smoked potatoes to go with all of the chops and chicken breasts I've smoked in it. Smoked Potato Slices - quantities depends on how much you wanna eat, how much you can fit in the smoker, and your chosen level of flavor. Use a high-starch potato, 'cause they'll be in there for probably 90 minutes or so, until the meat is done. You want them to hold together. potatoes extra-virgin olive oil ground cayenne pepper(s) coarse-ground sea salt black pepper italian seasoning wash the potatoes, then slice thick (about 7/8" or so). In a bowl, add all other ingredients. Stir them together with one of the potato slices. Coat the potato slices with the oil mixture. Stack in stovetop smoker in a loose structure, sort of like a pyramid (only cubed shaped) - ie, leave spaces between the slices, and stack the second layer over the spaces in the previous layer. The idea is to make smoke circulation as easy as possible. Drizzle remaining oil mixture over potatoes Smoke the potatoes until whatever else you're smoking is done. Usually arround 90 minutes. All of the seasonings are to taste. To give a starting point, I did 5 medium-sized potatoes last night. I used about 2 Tbsp of OO, 1 1/2 of those really big cayenne peppers from the Open Fields, 2 grinds of the salt (I don't like salt much), about 1 1/2 tsp black pepper, and about 1 Tbsp of italian seasoning. That's all "about", 'cause measuring just makes more to clean. Chad Gard, KB9WXQ INCHASE: http://www.inchase.org Co-founder SCOA: http://www.stormchasersofamerica.org Member #3 INSWA: http://www.insw.org Unit #21