Knuckledrag warning! Don't read this or open link if easily offended. The quote below is from: http://www.theonion.com/onion3814/orgy_logistical_nightmare.html I wonder if anyone on the list would disagree with the salsa part? <Begin quote> Originally slated to be a Roman-toga affair, the event was switched to a Mexican theme to indulge Belsner's fetish for naked women in sombreros. "That was stupid of me," he said. "Mexican food isn't really good for an orgy: No one wants to lick salsa off someone's privates. But I'd already spent two nights Photoshopping sombreros onto the nude pictures on the invitation, so I can't back out now." <End quote> Dickedy