>From: Mary Going <mary@firegirl.com> >I'm looking for stories from people about collecting hot sauce Well Mary, now you've done it. At the prompt of your inquiry, I finally went through my household and counted all the hot sauces I have. For this count, I let "hot sauce" include pickled hot peppers and pepper pastes, but not my own canned hot sauces I've made over the years. The grand total is 102. This breaks doiwn to: 48 in refrigerator 25 in a display rack next to the fridge 22 elsewhere in the kitchen 7 in the front room (this does not include 2 more bottles in the office) The sauces range from a half-stale bottle of Tabasco, to Da Bomb, to a spectrum of CaJohn's sauces and some old Gales's hot cider sauce - one of which has a commemorative label from an Indiana hotluck, the actual "water-soaked label" of the Too Many Hot Sauce Blues. (The Gale's, BTW, seems to have aged very nicely; it has a mellow flavor and a rich sweetness.) There are unlabeled pilot batches of sauces from CaJohn, chipotles that Cameron gave me years ago, and an unmarked orange hab sauce that might be from him, too. There's Charleston and Chesapeake, Bufalo, Bahama, and Brother Bru-Bru. Actually that last bottle has had several other bottles emptied out into it for a while, most of them extracts that remind me of the original contents. (I call the overuse of extract sauce and its after-effects as "the Bru-Bru Boo-Boo.") Most of the refrigerated hot sauces reside in a pair of peck baskets, which fit the shelf perfectly front-to-rear, and slide out like caddies. Others are scattered in cabinets and on shelves. "Scares me to say, somehow, some way, every one of these gonna shine on my back door someday." So, I really try to restrain myself when I see another hot sauce in a store. On a typical grocery trip, I pass the main pepper sauce display without touching anything (also sometimes thinking, "got that, got that, got that...) Yet sometimes I'll get a chance at an unusual sauce, and jump at it. Then there are the temptations of salvage items at places like TJ Maxx and Big Lots. I like to wander ethnic groceries and buy pepper products whose labels I can't read. And sometimes I'll haul off and fill a spare woozy bottle with something freshly made. I think this could be called "an established pattern of behavior" here. - A I go down to the store, but I can't buy no more. I don't have an inch left in that sagging fridge door. Too many hot sauce blues, so many ways to light my fuse. Scares me to say, some how some way, every one of these gonna shine on my back door some day. This one's kinda settled, this one tastes like metal. What was this old water-soaked soaked label? I forget - ugh! This one I stored, this one I ignored. Here's a sticker saying "I Support President Ford!" Too many hot sauce blues, I got the door open, trying to choose. Trying to summon my will, as I run up the bill. Patting myself on the back for every little bottle I kill. Those wings got a coating, my tacos are floating. Playing with beans in a deep bowl of sauce, thinking of boating. Pour another one dry, with each dinner I fry. Take one to the office, sit in the lunchroom, and cry. Too many hot sauce blues, So many troubles I gotta lose. Folks think I'm insane as I go through my pain. But I know deep inside, I can't change. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com