Re: [CH] The proper punishment
Kristofer Blennow (kristofer@blennow.se)
Sun, 23 Jun 2002 07:54:42 +0200
Just have her read all the creative replies. She will be rolling on
the floor laughing with the tensest stomach muscles ever. Creating an
endorphin rush only a smoked hab could surpass.
If that is a reward or a punishment I really don't know.
Kris /who is happy to see that it seems to be a CH thing to truly
love one's kids...
On 21 Jun 02, Jim Nelson wrote:
> I de-lurk again for sage wisdom and advice on the appropriate penance
> for the following infraction. College age daughter breezes through the
> kitchen door last night at 9:15 and like all good teens makes a bee
> line for the refrigerator door. She flings it open with such gusto
> and and lack of care that she dislodges a bottle of Brianna's
> Chipotle Cheddar sauce/dressing which then explodes on the kitchen
> floor sending glass and chipotle/chedder sauce all over the place..
> After the predictable scramble to get the dog away from the sauce and
> glass, in mitigation for the offense, she did clean up the mess. That
> said there remains the matter of the chipotles who died in vain and
> the sauce that will never (sniff, sniff) reach its full potential,
> murdered as it was in the prime of life.
>
> I told her ( with a diabolical smile) that I would place her fate in
> the hands of the Chileheads to decide the just penance for such a
> heinous crime :} and thus I turn to you, dear friends.
>
> Jim (the chilehead lawyer to distinguish from other more venerable
> Jim's among us)
>