Amputation really sounds like the best solution.......but wait! What about Hunan Willie ?? Never Mind......It may not be the best solution after all. > So let's say, hypothetically of course, that during the making of some > curried shrimp, I ended up with capsaicin (from scotch bonnet peppers) > all over my face and in my eyes. Hypothetically only, you understand, since > I'd never be stupid enough to do this for real. What would be the > best way to stop the extremely painful (yet hypothetical) burning?