Thanks to all for the suggestions on the proper atonement and especially to those concerned I may have been even a little serious. "She who hangs the moon" found the whole thing fascinating and amusing. Though she denies Chilehead status, she did scarf down a deliberately mild salsa with two jalapenos and a serrano from the garden and opine that it was pretty bland. Yesterday we were returning from a trip across the state line to register her car in the state of her school instead of in the land of the 24 billion plus deficit. In any case, we were on the way back and came on a non-injury semi-trailer accident in which a half a trailer of green and red bell peppers were strewn across the roadway. "She" noted all the slow traffic and pulled way over on to the left side of the shoulder. When I asked why so far to the left (not dangerous as we were all crawling but odd) she said, "I am not taking any chances squishing even one of the peppers." "Uh, why" I asked innocently "Cause with my recent record on the Chipotle sauce, I am not taking any chances with El Grande lest a SWAT team of Chileheads descend on me and cart me off to hard field labor or something." she answered with one of those "gotcha " smiles. I believe she gets it :) Jim (the chilehead lawyer as opposed to the others in greater service to El Grande)