Re: [CH] Need help with chipmunk problem.

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Alex Silbajoris wrote:

> >If the cubs ain't with her...how do you tell if the bear is female?
> >     Paul
>
> Good point, I've made some terrible mistakes that way before.  I recommend
> bringing some Barry White CDs in a very reliable boom box.  Get a sweet
> plump beehive, heavy with honey - and not one of those cheap paper hornet
> nests!  Big mistake, let me tell you!  Anyway, cozy up slowly and
> respectfully, and whisper something like "Hey sugar, it's half past October,
> how ya gonna keep the den warm?  If she answers with something like "Baby,
> there's one more berry to pick in the valley first" then you're in!
> Otherwise, the rangers will find your chile-head ID card in the melting snow
> in the spring.
>
> Hope this helps,
>
> - A

  Man Alex,

  You been readin' way too many of Raels' posts...

--
Erich
C-H # 2099  Tryin' to play e-mail catch-up after a week in the North Woods....
where we didn't see any bears this trip...

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