>>From: "The NorthEast ChileMan" <thenortheastchileman@attbi.com> > >>Oh boy, I can't wait until Alex gets a hold of this one. Hunan Face? Sour >>Cream Facial? > >Ah, to be touched by the hand of El Grande is at once wonderous and terrible. > >Well what can I say, you run your own risks if you cook without a >full welder's mask on your head - even Chief Wiggums knows that. >Failing that, I suppose the sour cream facial probably would be the >best way to go, maybe some nice cooling cucumber slices on the eyes. >Maybe aerosol whipping cream would work, plus you might get a little >nitrous buzz. Spritz yourself up and see if you can convince your >other half to lick it off. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Damn, I knew Brother Alex would be thinking Enlightenedly...(-ly? hmm)... -- Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles....... Rael64