VoodooChile wrote: > > >El Grande Chapter 25, verse 17. > >"The path of the righteous Chilehead is beset on all sides by the inequities > >of the heatless jalapenos and the tyranny of bell peppers. > >Blessed is the salsa who, in the name of El Grande and Red Savina, shepherds > >the weak through the valley of blandness, for he is truly his pepper's > >keeper and the finder of lost chileheads. > >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger > >those who attempt to poison the capsaicin and destroy my habaneros. > >And you will know my name is the El Grande when I lay my vengeance upon > >you." > > > > well, i'll just have to revist my Book of El Grande cuz I was pretty > damn sure that last line read, "And you will know my name is El > Grande when I flingeth my vengeance upon your arse." > > Of course, I tend to bastardize things to suit my liking... I think you will find that that was a very good parodizing of the other Good Book's Book of Ezekiel as by Br'er Jackson in "Pulp Fiction". See: http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0110912 JB Oh, I'm sorry...did I break your concentration?