Re: [CH] reintroduction

John Benz Fentner, Jr. (johnfentner@attbi.com)
Wed, 28 Aug 2002 16:46:59 -0400

VoodooChile wrote:
> 
> >El Grande Chapter 25, verse 17.
> >"The path of the righteous Chilehead is beset on all sides by the inequities
> >of the heatless jalapenos and the tyranny of bell peppers.
> >Blessed is the salsa who, in the name of El Grande and Red Savina, shepherds
> >the weak through the valley of blandness, for he is truly his pepper's
> >keeper and the finder of lost chileheads.
> >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
> >those who attempt to poison the capsaicin and destroy my habaneros.
> >And you will know my name is the El Grande when I lay my vengeance upon
> >you."
> >
> 
> well, i'll just have to revist my Book of El Grande cuz I was pretty
> damn sure that last line read, "And you will know my name is El
> Grande when I flingeth my vengeance upon your arse."
> 
> Of course, I tend to bastardize things to suit my liking...



I think you will find that that was a very good parodizing of the other
Good Book's Book of Ezekiel as by Br'er Jackson in "Pulp Fiction". 
See:  http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0110912


JB  
Oh, I'm sorry...did I break your concentration?