Your father must have been a wise man.............................................. > Reminds me of a joke my dear departed dad > loved: > A man prepares for bed with his "chilly" wife. > Shower, Shampoo, Shave, Stetson aftershave. > Takes a Bayer Aspirin, grinds it up & sprinkles it > on manhood. > Lays down in bed with wife & starts some "loving" > moves. > Wife spits out "I've got a headache!" > DH replys, "Orally or suppository?" > No more knuckles, getting close to wrists. > Paul __________________________________________________ Yahoo! - We Remember 9-11: A tribute to the more than 3,000 lives lost http://dir.remember.yahoo.com/tribute