Here is the recipe, again, as requested. Always willing to do my part to enhance society. Slice some Spam thin, 1/8 inch. Place between paper towels, place paper towels between two plates and put heavy weight on plates. This helps press (some of ) the fat out of the Spam, allowing the marinade in. After a few hours, or overnight, place the pressed Spam in a marinade. I use soy sauce, brown sugar, cayenne powder, whatever hab/scotch bonnet sauce I have handy, (the screaming faced scotch bonnet from Calido works well), some worchestershire sauce and a few drops of Liquid Smoke. The amounts aren't set in stone, but soy/sugar ratio should be about 2 : 1. The batch for the hotluck was close to 1:1, and it came out a bit too teriaki sweet. All the rest as you see fit. Marinate at least overnight, but it can go for a couple of days, Spam being fully cooked straight out of the can and all. Blot dry, sprinkle/rub in some cayenne/chipotle/ancho powder, dry in dehydrator until chewy but not crunchy. Between the Hormel preservatives and the chiles, I think the shelf life approaches infinity. Scott... really, it's better than you think, I have witnesses... KCK