Re: [CH] RE: For Knuckledraggers Only

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At 04:01 PM 9/11/2002 -0500, Dave Drum wrote:

>On the dawning of 9/11 I had a fantasy of giving Osama a cayenne enema. 
>Then I remembered that he is supposed to be ill. And I know about the 
>healing powers of cayenne. So, I decided that administering a cayenne 
>enema probably wouldn't be promoting a desired outcome.

My brother thought it would be appropriate to fasten a smart guidance 
system to a 1000 Lb hog and drop it on him from 50,000 feet on a clear day 
while he is publicly speaking.

On a more somber note, does anyone think Osama is still alive?  Think about 
it, the guy was a major blowhard and couldn't go more than a few weeks 
without releasing a "Nya-Nya!" video tape taunting the west.  Well, there's 
not been a confirmed word from him since November.  Very out of character...

=Mark

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        Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac...
               Lying awake at night, wondering if there is a Dog.

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