Re: [CH] Monty

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Tue, 15 Oct 2002 10:38:33 -0600

>  > "I...am an enchanter."
>>  "By what name are you known?"
>>  "There are some who call me...Tim."
>>
>>  - Monty Python and the Holy Grail -
>
>Oh oh, did Camerons humor rub off on you at Open Fields? Hahahahahaha!!!!!

believe it's Gavin who's the Monty Pythonist although I suppose when 
papa has a few too many brews, the Pythonist in him comes out as 
well, hmm?...but I am in my own right a Pythonist.  I'd wager I've 
been listening to MP for, oh, one or two years more than Gavin the 
Young.

Actually, I remember listing to Monty Python's Flying Circus on LPs 
(records...like really really large CD shaped things that you play on 
a "record player", although in Doug's era, they called them 
"hi-fi's"....and the needle was made from stone!)

(baaaad Rael)

Ah, memory....okay, my memory ain't so good, so I liberated this from 
montypython.net or .com or .org.   Like I said...


1: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?

   (pause)

2: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.

1: What's it doin' there?

2: It's sittin'.

1: I can see that!  I meant, why's it there?

2: (pause) I don't know.

1: Where'd it come from?

2: Well, it must have come from the zoo.

1: It can't have come from the zoo!  If it had come from the zoo it 
would have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it!

2: They don't stamp animals "Property of the Zoo"!!!  You can't stamp 
a huge lion!!

1: (resolute)  They stamp them when they're small.

2: Besides, penguins don't come from the zoo!  they come from the antartic!

(the television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk)

man:  And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode.

(the penguin explodes)

-- 
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......

Rael64

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

-The Lumberjack Song - Monty Python and the Flying Circus -