Re: [CH] Monty
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Tue, 15 Oct 2002 10:38:33 -0600
> > "I...am an enchanter."
>> "By what name are you known?"
>> "There are some who call me...Tim."
>>
>> - Monty Python and the Holy Grail -
>
>Oh oh, did Camerons humor rub off on you at Open Fields? Hahahahahaha!!!!!
believe it's Gavin who's the Monty Pythonist although I suppose when
papa has a few too many brews, the Pythonist in him comes out as
well, hmm?...but I am in my own right a Pythonist. I'd wager I've
been listening to MP for, oh, one or two years more than Gavin the
Young.
Actually, I remember listing to Monty Python's Flying Circus on LPs
(records...like really really large CD shaped things that you play on
a "record player", although in Doug's era, they called them
"hi-fi's"....and the needle was made from stone!)
(baaaad Rael)
Ah, memory....okay, my memory ain't so good, so I liberated this from
montypython.net or .com or .org. Like I said...
1: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?
(pause)
2: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.
1: What's it doin' there?
2: It's sittin'.
1: I can see that! I meant, why's it there?
2: (pause) I don't know.
1: Where'd it come from?
2: Well, it must have come from the zoo.
1: It can't have come from the zoo! If it had come from the zoo it
would have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it!
2: They don't stamp animals "Property of the Zoo"!!! You can't stamp
a huge lion!!
1: (resolute) They stamp them when they're small.
2: Besides, penguins don't come from the zoo! they come from the antartic!
(the television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk)
man: And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode.
(the penguin explodes)
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael64
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
-The Lumberjack Song - Monty Python and the Flying Circus -