Re: [CH] Fw: Dangerous stuff that Chilli Sauce

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Thu, 17 Oct 2002 19:37:16 -0600

>Article in The West Australian Newspaper. Page 38, News in Brief Column.
>Thursday October 17 2002
>www.thewest.com.au
>
>Eye replaced after row
>
>A Kununurra man had his eye dislodged from its socket after he was hit with
>a bottle on Tuesday.
>The 30-year-old was involved in a domestic dispute wuth a 27 -year-old woman
>outside a house in Pandanas Avenue when the woman alledgedly struck him on
>the head with a bottle of chilli sauce.
>His left eye socket was split open, causing the eye to dislodge. He was
>taken to Kununurra Hospital, where the eye was put back in.
>The woman has been charged with one count of causing grevious bodily harm.

don't you just *hate* it when that happens? Mon, i remember once I 
was having a contest with a friend, tossing chiles into each other's 
mouth from a distance, and well, as we got further and further away, 
you had to throw harder and harder, so, like, I was about 25 feet 
away and just flung that chile as hard as I could, and it hit the 
mark! straight in his caw...unfortunately, he started choking and 
after about half a beer (me) I saw he wasn't fooling around, so I 
grabbed him, turned him around and gave him that Heimlich thing, 
once, twice, three times, and boom, out comes the chile and, can you 
belive this, his left lung! Moooon, did we have some explaining to do 
at the emergency room! They had never heard of anything like it.

Just goes to show ya, chiles can be dangerous, that there's a risk 
involved with them, and probably everything else too.

(almost lost an eye to a spoon once...seriously....no, *really*...)

-- 
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael64

Official: Who threw that?

Women:
	(high voices)
	It was her.
	It was *him*.
	(low voices)
	It was him.

Official:  Was it you?

Culprit:  Yes.

Official:  All right.

Culprit:  Well, you did say "Jehovah."