>From: lipant@rogers.com >Now the Americans will really be afraid of us!! We are well aware that you have massed nearly all of your population within a short distance of the world's longest unfortified border. Your spies such as Peter Jennings and Neil Young are all known to us. We know that your jealous territorial hegemony seeks control of the world's longest bar at Port Clinton on Lake Erie. Now it is clear by your own admission that you also desire the chile growing fields of our Southwest and its easy access to Mexico. But we are prepared. Thousands of volunteers in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire are ready to confound you with confusing directions to our major cities. We will throw up a line of gaming casinos and Cracker Barrel restaurants to drain your pockets. We will distract you with bogus French salad dressing that has nothing remotely French about it. (Or the dreaded diet Thousand Islands dressing, with 33% fewer islands...) We will confuse you with Kentucky Fried Chicken in Ohio, Texas Pete hot sauce in the Carolinas, Tennessee Pride sausage in Pennsylvania, and Florida orange juice in Minnesota. You'll get so turned around, you'll be back to asking Lord Byron's neighbors for directions. - A _________________________________________________________________ Get faster connections -- switch to MSN Internet Access! http://resourcecenter.msn.com/access/plans/default.asp