On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 20:49:58 -0500, The NorthEast ChileMan wrote: -->Bear with me a moment. <snip> -->Fade back to straightman: And we got tofu turkey. -->Consumer: Tofu turkey, what's that? -->Straightman: It's tofu, formed in the shape of a turkey. -->Consumer: Really??? What's it taste like? -->Straightman: Wellll it taste's like....(long pause)....turkey! --> -->I fell on the floor & everybody in the shop thought I'd died or something -->except for the laughter & tears that was emanating from my prone body. Paul, tofurkey is a real thing! check this out: http://www.tofurky.com/mainF.htm http://www.yak.net/fqa/296.html scott in FTL