[CH] Macs, PeeCees and keyboards

Peter Moss (pmoss@yoda.alt.za)
Thu, 19 Dec 2002 20:15:17 RSA-2

Most everybody has it wrong.  Who cares if it is a Mac or PC?  
Both produce the goods and are capable of good results.  However 
there is a far more insidious problem that many seem to be 
unaware of.  There is a world wide conspiracy to ship faulty 
keyboards and you are urged to check yours to see if you have 
one.

1) Read your email and if there is a whole lot of commented stuff 
at the end that should have been deleted then check your delete 
key.

2) Just press the delete key and see if it works, chances are you 
have a faulty keyboard.  Please return it and get a fully 
functional keyboard at no charge from your supplier.

3) If you have a faulty keyboard then an apology with an 
offering of selected hot pods to all those you spammed with 
superfluous email may bring some redemption.

4) Keep checking your keyboard.  Some manufactures in an 
effort to fool the wise have fitted the delete key with very 
limited life-span switch.

I wish all everything of the best for the holidays and hoping 
for a better crop this year while the more northern cousins 
across the pond shiver and bemoan the lack of fresh pods.

Is it silly season again, so soon!!!!

Regards
Peter

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Peter Moss

After one hundred and fifty years and many thousands of firearms 
control laws to reduce crime the list of successes should be 
long and illustrious.  Where is the list?

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