John and everyone else on the chilehead list, have a very Merry Christmas. Drive safe, especially in Indiana. ;-) Ted --- "John Benz Fentner, Jr." <johnfentner@attbi.com> wrote: > John & Yoko for the straight people: > > So this is Christmas > And what have you done? > Another year over > And a new one just begun > And so this is Christmas > I hope you have fun > The near and the dear one > The old and the young > > A very Merry Christmas > And a Happy New Year > Let's hope it's a good one > Without any fear > > > > For the rest of us, the lovely and talented Tom Lehrer: > (Yes, you...you know who you are) > > Christmas time is here, by golly, > Disapproval would be folly, > Deck the halls with hunks of holly, > Fill the cup and don't say "when." > Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens, > Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens, > Even though the prospect sickens, > Brother, here we go again. > > On Christmas Day you can't get sore, > Your fellow man you must adore, > There's time to rob him all the more > The other three hundred and sixty-four. > > Relations, sparing no expense'll > Send some useless old utensil, > Or a matching pen and pencil. > "Just the thing I need! How nice!" > It doesn't matter how sincere it > Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit, > Sentiment will not endear it, > What's important is the price. > > Hark the Herald Tribune sings, > Advertising wondrous things. > God rest ye merry, merchants, > May you make the Yuletide pay. > Angels we have heard on high > Tell us to go out and buy! > > So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle, > Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle, > Driving his reindeer across the sky. > Don't stand underneath when they fly by. > > > > Celebrate the Solstice with your ritual of choice (aspirin will fix > most > of it). As a nice Jewish boy from Nazareth mighta put it: Sholom > Aleichem. That's Pax Vobiscum for you revisionists. :) > > > JB "o"o====" > Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men...and Wimmin too. > -- > ********************************* > John Benz Fentner, Jr. > Unionville, Connecticut, USA > "Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis" > ********************************* > ===== Signal Corps: -- http://www.civilwarsignal.org/ USMT -- http://www.unitedstatesmilitarytelegraph.org Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing... __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com